Bye, Nando’s corn on the cob.
Lots of people will say, "You can't even notice them!"
Others will shout "OH MY GOD YOU GOT BRACES!" the second they bump into you. Both reactions are equally irritating.
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But as soon as you start talking about them, everyone loses interest.
It's fine when you're a teen and all your friends can relate, but whinging about your braces as an adult is a bit like tweeting your daily MapMyRun results: No. One. Cares.
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You will crave Nando's corn on the cob like never before.
You won't realise how magical this delicacy is until it's sitting tantalisingly in front of your hopeless jaws. Sob.
And weirdly, you'll start craving apples too.
In fact, just wave bye bye to all foods that involve serious biting *tearfully puts crusty bread in bin*.
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