“We should start filling our ponds with holy water.”
We recently asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to share their personal stories of a time where they had fallen victim to a Canada Goose attack.
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Here are 19 of the most insane stories, which made us consider never leaving our homes again.
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My college used to have geese all over the campus. I once saw a girl walking to class and a goose just started charging at her, knocked her on the ground and ripped out one of her hair extensions and ran off with it.
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I was walking home and had to walk through a graveyard. All of a sudden this goose came chasing after me like there's no tomorrow. I ran but there was a gang of wild geese ahead with lil' baby geese and I'm was like holy shit, I'm in geese territory. I tried to sprint home but this goose bit my calf and I wanted to die. I ran home and ate a tub of ice cream. A true Canadian horror story.
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