Did you know all cats have RBF?
Many describe cat cafes as "amazing" but those people are also filthy LIARS. Cat cafes are actually horrible and I will not apologize. With their very existence, cats are trying to kill me by closing up my throat and turning my eyes red.
THEY WANT TO BLIND ME AND SHUT ME UP.
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I am allergic to cats because they are the worst. The only reason they are still exist as a house pet is because they are "low maintenance" and "self-sufficient," much like their close cousins, the rat and the cockroach.
Cats the musical also sucks and this is a well-documented fact.
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So WTF am I doing here? A place where you pay to keep the company of an animal that hates you?
My cat-loving boyfriend had been looking forward to going to the cat cafe for months. He made two reservations as a surprise birthday gift for his BFF Kevin. Reservations had to be made several months in advance, especially for a weekend slot. So when Kevin cancelled last minute yesterday, I knew it wasn't "NBD." He had already paid for the time; it was a use it or lose it situation. He asked me if I would go with him. I took a deep breath, covered my dog's ears, and told him: Ugh, fine.
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We made our way Meow Parlour in Chinatown.
I know people are smiling in this picture, but I'm pretty sure they're just delirious from the cat poop that infected their brains.
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