NOT TODAY, SATAN.
A bag of all yellow Starbursts.
Socks that look like you're wearing sandals.
Like a goddamn MONSTER.
A bottle opener fedora.
M'lady.
amazon.com / Via thisiswhyimbroke.com
A 55-gallon keg of lube.
Personal lubricant is great; 55 gallons of it are not.
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