*Sarah McLachlan plays as I survey my sock drawer*
One half of your favorite pair of socks.
But you'll keep the other until eternity, taunting you, reminding you of better days gone by.
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Every bobby pin you've ever bought.
THEORY: the bobby pin lobby (Bobby Lobby™) sends thieves into your bathroom during the night so you have to keep buying them back in perpetuity.
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Lip balm.
Did you know that nobody in the history of the world has ever finished a lip balm? It's science.
Any and all loyalty punch card thingies.
If you magically got them all back you'd never have to pay for coffee, wine, or froyo again.
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