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Friday, February 26, 2016

16 Home Decor Pieces That Will Make You Want To Cry And Run Away

Scary price tags and also just scary.

This disembodied hand lamp costs $498

This disembodied hand lamp costs $498

Chelsea: This looks like a spooky golden ghost hand to light the way.
Joanna: Light the way to... hell?

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These creepy dolls trapped in a glass prison are $295.99

These creepy dolls trapped in a glass prison are $295.99

Joanna: I guess these are maybe worth buying as a humanitarian effort to free these trapped souls.
Chelsea: This is an actual nightmare. Like, that army of armless children is going to wake up while you are asleep and eat you. To get revenge on putting them in that glass.
Joanna: I'm just imagining each one slowly climbing up the side of my bed in the night.

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These fake old books cost $195

These fake old books cost $195

Chelsea: This looks like what happens to books after a volcano and it's really stressful. Can you open them or are they concrete?
Joanna: These are fake old books.
Chelsea: What's the point of a fake book? Why would you do this?
Joanna: They're just to display.
Chelsea: That makes me so angry. YOU COULD BUY SO MANY REAL BOOKS TO READ WITH $200. YOU COULD GIVE THOSE SCARY CHILDREN IN THE GLASS AN EDUCATION.

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This suffering partial horse costs $495

This suffering partial horse costs $495

Joanna: I feel like this horse needs to be put out of its misery. I hate seeing it suffer like this.
Chelsea: Look at its two lil boobies and halter top veins. It also looks kind of like it's a horse mask on a weird human body? Am I hallucinating?
Joanna: I would feel so uncomfortable with this in my home. And constantly be like "I'm so sorry." To the horse. To anyone who came over and saw it.
Chelsea: If you want to tell someone you're a sociopath without having to explicitly say it, this horse is for you.

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