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A vibrating alarm clock that you won't want to fling across the room.

It's small enough to keep under your pillow while you slumber and you can set the alarm to vibrate or make noise (or both).

Get it from Amazon for $19.99.

A mug for people who have more friends in their fridge than their address books.

BBFL (best bacon for life).

Get it from Zazzle for $18.